Sunday, December 12, 2010

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

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YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high

And do not be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm Is a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind

Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed
and
blown Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone


You'll never walk alone Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And
you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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THE WONDERS OF CREATION

I'm watching the final scene of "Blade Runner".

The best movie ever filmed ...

"andrannno All those moments lost in time like tears in rain.

's time to die ... "

Monday, May 31, 2010

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

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Ok bracket to women of easy virtue.

fuck Boston. Oh and heartfelt thanks for the double upset, we are the best sport in the world, there does not want the others!

Now I trust in Kobe ...

Friday, May 14, 2010

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LBJ at home ... but can you really upset about?

Ok, he had not expected or almost none. Or at least even people like me, went to talk to any chance for the Celtics, he did so more out of respect for the glorious past of the Big Three for a real belief that pale green this year could make it. After
front had "only" just elected LBJ MVP, a team that won this year like no other in the regular season, who had worked on the market all year trying to build a team as strong as possible to send The Chosen 1 in the final, allow him to play, if not win the ring, proving that even in the "Mistake on the Lake" (this is known as Cleveland as sucks as a place) it was possible to win and build a successful project, abandoning any ambition to transfer summer.

Then happens what happened with the Big Three becoming Big Four because Rondo has purchased more than a few DVDs of Oscar Robertson, with Garnett back in high levels of excellence, especially motivation, a necessary component for the way he to play, and found that in addition to Allen and Pierce, Sheed also beginning to wake up in the spring after a year embarrassing, and even the bench early to say its.

I do not want to play the part of those of the 'I told you so ", but what I said just before the start of the PO was: look at these greens, if there is anyone that can do damage and disrupt hierarchies that were already established to the Conference Finals are their own. Too bad those of the regular season to be the real ones. It could be a sign of permanent decline, advancing age, and certainly this is true in part. But the Big Three have also realized that with age no longer have that energy physics, and also in my mind, for hold almost 100 games at peak intensity. What does this mean? Regular season dedicated to the bare minimum, low-profile but very low, which made them dismissed, and died too early to give a bit 'all. Even and especially from their opponents. Why not neghiamolo: if the Cavs have lost this series it should, if not more, in part to the arrogance with which they took to the field. Glazing too played excellent season and believe we can win this series, where, how and when they wanted. Big mistake before when people have the experience of Allen, Pierce and Garnett especially that really seems to be reborn since I started these playoffs. So

semifinals : Lakers-Celtics, Suns and Magic.

My prediction? This time a few surprises, until the 24 Lakers will play in the final and on the other hand, these Magic I really like them too (ok there are more words for Howard, Rashard Lewis, but ave to be deburred in such PO) to think that the Celtics can get rid of them too. So, for me to be in the final if not comfortable, almost, Lakers and Magic. Also because after the amazing series against the Cavs, no more will the mistake of underestimating these Celtics. At the bottom is still good old chicken soup. But the Magic are too big, physical, young and desirous of that ring (see the anger with which Vincredible is playing, if that does not exploit this opportunity when Ricapito more?) to be able to miss this opportunity.

But in the NBA playoffs are almost never miss the surprises this year and if they have had confirmation. After all, the odds will only who does not make them wrong.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF ITALY

The nice Bossi gives me food for thought rather than valid (not bad for a deputy, a former minister, former senator graduated to match *) with regard to the 150th anniversary celebrations of the unification of Italy.

"The celebrations for the 15th year of Italy seem to me the usual useless things, a bit rhetorical.

End of the intellectual contribution of Senatùr.

From here begins the serious debate.

Biennium 1860-61.

Imagine the following scene.

soldier of His Majesty Vittorio Emanuele II, who arrives in a small town in southern Italy, say Boscotrecase goes, he will order a peasant to join the ranks of the glorious war machine Savoy.

"Come with us, either! E 'homeland and the King who ask!"

The peasant replied that "Nun me think about or 'Re nuostr' a company 'na strunzat accussi coarse

comes the real order, illustrated by the soldier Piemontese" Mo bastalà ... he is a thief, you put the rifle on the wall ... venghino! "

the wall and the peasant family (women of course pass through one of the first officers Savoy), a gunshot to the head and if the aim has been insufficient, means bodies are finished with the bayonet.

Let's say that repeating the scene for a few tens or hundreds of thousands of times, some secondoi has achieved the unification of Italy.

Ah, sorry, I did not mean by this that only through the extermination of entire populations rebels has had the popular support necessary: \u200b\u200bthere was also the corruption of entire institutional apparatus appartententi the Bourbons, God forbid ...

course, the unification of Italy even took sides far more valuable: Ask the south for which the barracks were built condominium on the outskirts of Turin and Milan during the boom years ....

Skeptics? Study, go ... and possibly not in order to graduate by correspondence.

* I plead not at all superior in terms of culture Bossi, let's just say I'm a bit of schooling I had there: I studied materials and not only preparatory exercise profession of politics ...

Monday, May 3, 2010

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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arrested three employees of Emergency in Afghanistan.

The transaction was completed by the NATO-ISAF forces, according to sources from the Emergency itself.

is presumed involvement in the preparation of the three elements of attacks against the institutions of the province of Helmand.

Street categorically denies its involvement, the Italian Government through the mouth of Frattini (understand) really hopes that NATO has taken a crab.

remind viewers practices of TG1 that Afghanistan is involved in a decade-long war of occupation by the U.S. under the pretext of having to catch Bin Laden (for its part, Italy, to 'point could I send the "catturandi", since there needed to bomb Palermo to peck Provenzano).

Last but not least, Sky TG24 launches a survey of its viewers about the story above .

to be noted that in 90% of cases when a news program takes these initiatives is not true surveys, as there dell'oponione makes use of selected samples, but rather a "you do": the commentator available to the whole public (without selectivity, then) a telephone number, the viewer who chooses an answer in two or three options, depending on the case.

guess at certain times the single sample in question is that of dickheads-nothing.

The intelligentsia, in fact.

Back to today's edition of Sky TG24 12.30.

Here is the survey launched:

"According to you, the employees involved in stopping Emergency, what are they?"

terrorists
1 2 3 innocent
idiot

I'm not kidding.

They used precisely the term idiot ...

Ok, at this point I launch my survey.

According to you, Sky TG24 television news is a face:


delayed 1 to 2 elements of the Italian diplomatic
three employees of Emergency

We also put "His balls"-nothing but a dickhead would extremely difficult to distinguish this category from delayed.

can answer the question using the phone number of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Ask the secretariat of Frattini.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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I can not help but wonder: fashion really change? Perhaps all runs but sometimes it seems to be still. Or, perhaps, being cool is not quite out of fashion.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

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screenplay

Idea for a Hollywood movie, a fresh and original screenplay, certainly not a rifrittura like certain movies of James Cameron (ah ah, you prick, has won more than your ex wife oscar!):

80s: she loves him, he loves another.

He married the other wedding in full regalia, invited fascinated by the glitz, a former wife rode the damn ass.

The two live a quiet life and monotonous (brief sex scene on the couch).

one who loved him back to the office, the marriage crunch, he succumbs to flattery (sex scene on the kitchen table).

zozzone The two are discovered, the wife gives him a madman, crying, screaming, pathetic scenes of autofustigazione on both sides of the couple (the only difference being that he just pretends to beating each other).

lovers take their fate by the horns (could not otherwise) and leave for a trip to France but not in Paris but in Bourdeaux (sex scene on the washing machine, no spin).

soon break the balls, then via Tehran destination to enjoy the traditions
ancient Persia, where he talks about the making and even the Arabs do not understand a fucking word (Picking up a trumpet in fierce a toilet of the airport).

pity that the day of their landing in Iran begin the bombing of the Israeli army that brought her to continue with the Shiites are manufacturing the atomic bomb (when then you know very well that not even possess the technology to produce the jam dates).

The international community agrees (to be) with the Jewish point of view.

DU everywhere, despair among the population, indignation among the scientists of the center of Qom who had almost succeeded in developing centrifuges for jam dates.

Last sequence him in the arms of her going to his last breath, making just in time to reveal something frightening: a child made from pole to Lee Oswald for the Kennedy murder.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Warts On Lips Pictrues

What'cha gonna do?

Reviewing an ex is never easy, no city: sometimes awakens old memories, other triggers of curiosity to see the person next hour, and still others when you do not miss the moments shared, you just thank the heavens to have left it or we ask you how you can be with a man like that. If, in general, the most common reaction is to remain inexplicably affected by it with another, even at best, as there are no facts or circumstances in past suspended for Angelique is much more frequent temptation to go back to bed for once. According to her, in fact, people change over time how to have sex. Whilst it may be that it is not an involution. Personally, however, I always enjoy seeing the physical changes. Draw a diagram of the evolution of its former appearance as a function of time can raise even a bad day. A few nights ago, in fact, after he returned disappointed that he no longer found that the size of jeans I continued to see a showcase of the center but, due to lack of time, I was not able to buy, I've seen online after several months on MSN my former Italian. From ' avatar not even seem him: "But you're in the picture?" I asked. "Of course. Do not even remember how I did? ", The answer is a bit 'annoyed. "Well, you've changed." "In the best hope." "I'm not so sure."
By a strange coincidence, a few hours later, while the three sisters who have made a pact had dinner at my house, the argument has shifted again to the question when former Angelique said, surprise, what she had told the first two mornings, to breakfast, Roland, a 34 year old engineer with whom, some years ago, had a ratio of nearly eight months, a gentleman elegantly friendly buoyant personality with two green eyes that skillfully blend a touch of melancholy and hopeless delicious impertinence: the week before Roland betrayed Catherine, his current girlfriend with whom living for two years. Practically, the first serious history after the split with Angelique and some adventure unimportant. What's worse is that she did with her best friend Catherine who, he said, would seduced and conquered. But if at the time, you can only think that the most uncomfortable situations are the most intriguing, is never too good terms with the guilt that rises the next day and with the demand that comes with it: what to do now?
Left alone, enjoying one of the few remaining Ladurée's macarons ( Petales de rose), I on the contrary, I could not help asking myself the question: because the image people have of a former corresponds to reality? When you live a relationship, the perspective through which we build the image of partner can not be distorted by the natural lack of objectivity, but when you leave, you really learn to know an ex?
Unlike Estelle, the episode recounted by Angelique I was not blown away in spite of my reading be less disenchanted of his who, that morning, calmly, asked Roland if at least had fun. But, beyond the fact that the allure of the forbidden, especially in a sexual dimension, can reach levels scarcely imaginable to other areas, I can not believe that what motivates a man to betray his partner with his best friend can be simplistically summarized by the word transgression. Probably what is more difficult to occur in couples today is being able to play cards all discoveries, the latest and offend another profound truth to which we can reach, at the risk and in terms of vulnerability. Realizing, that is, that feeling which corresponds to the feeling of being in close contact with each other without an invisible but very real and palpable, as is often found to mediate. So, what should be a mechanism autodifensivo more than legitimate to take shelter from being easily attacked, it becomes a prison that makes you forget you have a desperate need for love. Turning his life to defend itself always, you can not help but make up for that lack with all the forms that arise from the superstructure compensatory character-based games of power, seduction and sexual commodification of others, which actually becomes an object, an enhancement of personal vanity. While I waited
Nicolas by drinking a Starbucks coffee, Angelique melted my doubts: no more binds us to the former as this that when you are together separates us from them.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

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E 'today's news, reported by site www.basketnet.it, Boscia Tanjevic that would leave the bench for Fenerbahce and the Turkish Grand National Assembly to begin a lengthy treatment to fight a cancer that would hit. Having had

Tanjevic as myth and having had the good fortune to know him the Oscar game, I can not find the words to comment on a story like that. I only hope that with the same energy Boscia which has succeeded in winning hundreds of matches, which can meet this challenge is the most important and can come out on top and victorious as almost always happened to him.

FORCE forest!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

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many things you can do with 50 million €?

Many, too many, maybe even you can imagine ... However I must stress the incredible originality with which some characters (in two specific genes of the ball, maybe the ball even really know what it is, such Jean-Claude Blanc and Alessio Secco) have decided to spend precisely that amount, much riguardevole. ..
What they decided to take us with all that money those two gentlemen mentioned above? Well, they decided to buy two cans .......! Yes! More well now you have to understand what, if wet, paper, glass, plastic ... even if the theory now is that we are moving decisively towards the undifferentiated, because those two really (read by Felipe Melo and Diego Ribas Cunha) are really the essence of the futility, as well as the resounding failure of the new course Juventus. Certainly the de profundis
London tonight, with four beautiful sound made by a slap any Fulham and a coach who still makes me laugh to think he had a great time in Italy, will not only be hard to swallow, but it certainly has all the trappings to get the right figures in the history of manure made by the Old Lady.
was to be the final year of the restart after Calciopoli and Serie B, and emerging young coach, buy the most expensive campaign throughout Italy, the arrival of a potential new star in the firmament to be launched and women, with a name that evoked comparisons irreverent (and embarrassing for the Brazilian Having regard to the field, which is always the ultimate judge and sole) and pretentious, and the many statements made during a summer war, a bit 'too hot ... Puff. Definitely the biggest stink in recent years in the budget report / results. Out of the Champions, even out now from good old UEFA Cup (for charity, I will never call it Europa League), a trend also in the championship is far from the pace of a team that started with the stated goal championship, and now finds himself having to book a good coach and one-week stay at Lourdes for a miracle to hope to catch a fourth place as far away as ever tonight.
In short, there is something far too small to save the season for Juventus? Definitely not. Let us now see this as a de profundis come out, even if the team did not show many attributes throughout the year and more than a shooting makes me think of a possible sinking of the championship final with a finish more anonymous than ever. Chapter

basketball: it seems also to Montegranaro dream, finally the wheel has stopped spinning. Apparently will stay out for 3 weeks Brunner that figures, but especially for the weight that had to get in the mountains so high, traveling at a fast pace from the league MVP. Juve have been able to react to accidents also important before Kavaliauskas and then promptly Bowers and still keeping up the standard of excellence, managing to stay on top until now. What will happen now to Sutor? It will certainly be interesting to see what will come up Vacirca from its cylinder, and we'll finally know what to do now that the balance Frates magic is broken and I'm really need to hunt out the science of great coach not to sink (because objectively, with the department that is Long found, thinking that this might help but Montegranaro Brunner, it's really hilarious). I've got my idea, but I keep it for me now. We'll see. Meanwhile
Minucci announces the re-establishment after '(yet another) European failure: Monte dei Paschi understood that in Italy you can win a lot less money, without even build teams stellar as those of recent years, but that Europe is not c 'is life, because there are clubs that if Siena spends much, instead spending much, if not tantissimissimo. Of course then see out the Pana is always acting, but years to master all wrong, let alone a team that wins its last two decades has caught the how. Minucci, inter alia, denies divorce Pianigiani, which is invested instead of a new program for the next three years. Eze sure starters, Mc Intyre, Domercant, likely to eventually try to do everything possible to keep Lavrinovic and Sato (though I think it will be very difficult unless sensational disbursements), while Stonerook will remain to serve as the glue between the old course and the new one. The hope is that the system Pianigiani is not so perfect then at the end as shown in the last three years (and the European failure this year confirms that there is some cracks and can be probed by the opponents) and do not necessarily while changing the factors under the product needs to be out with the trappings of excellence the past three years.
As for the Sunday's game against Juve Cremona is very important considering that the Mount might pay duty for the lack of Brunner's more being in front of a Scavolini with water (not to mention more and more people) to the throat unable to lose that game, win against Vanoli would be to have the chance to play for almost 50% in the second place next Sunday at home against Virtus, the only one that can really be frightening at the time in optical second place, because Milan continues to be swinging too much and not find the thread hank. Winning with Cremona and then repeat with Virtus home would have a 2-0 in their favor and with Milan with Virtus. Mouth-watering stuff. Just a dream? Who knows, after this team has already shown it can make those dreams you thought only, pure reality (read victories against Treviso, Bologna, Milan, double, and Pesaro ... all away from home, on fields where there was almost never won, especially in recent times ). We'll see.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Mou what you did ...

rosicare do not know if I'll have more because it has passed round a team that touches me is definitely not nice to admit it, like Inter, removing most of the team of my favorite coach, or for the whole week Mourinhana of self-congratulation that we have before.
However, given the game yesterday, no doubt: Inter perfect from the first minute to the ninetieth, except the last five before going the rest interval, where Chelsea have inserted a number of balls that goal if he could make would have definitely changed the course of the match. And, even if it cost me to admit it, I can not deny that the attitude has been wanted by Mou decisive risk the chance with the three points and playmaker as well (by the way, if Inter had chances to go ahead with the series should the pair put together a super summer, Eto'o, Sneijder ... dribble for their first at Barça and Ajax together are devastating) and push, push, push on the wings without feeling alone and no other vertical solutions with long balls was a move that has flared in the long run, Chelsea, especially because the side of Maicon Zhirkov was one that really did cry. Let's say a little 'all I did not like Chelsea at all, except perhaps as long as there was only Ballack (here I say here and deny it, never say such a thing in German, one of the most overrated players of the last IMHO twenty years) and certainly that Malouda was the only one to provide a performance worthy of an eighth of Champions.
bad, bad Drogba, who still remains one of my favorite three strikers in the world right now (along with Rooney and Eto'o), but yesterday it completely clicked the game, also poorly supported by peers as far as to make a real and its "Zidane" in the final.
Now we wait for the draw for the quarter and see what comes out, sure that Inter will have to look inside and really understand who he is: the dull, slow and predictable sight to Catania or the always in control, cynical and winning at Stamford Bridge?

Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Clamorous to Cibali!

21:15.
Library, yawning, the book open in front and the need to distract open Eurosport 5 minutes ... and I see that there is early today (who remembered him ?)... Catania-Inter, the team already ahead of Mou with a goal than usual (in fact my diamond to fantasy football) Milito. Everything as written, in short, nothing exciting. Better go back to gnathology '.

Hours 22:20.
Back home after a bad giornatina of jokes, Cock and amusements with considerable fatigue and after studying a lot. To shake a little 'off the accumulated stress and still get a little' relaxation, attack the PC and also to see if I connect Milito has made someone else, you know the fantasy football this year with all the bins that I caught ( Felipe Melo, Diego, Cassano, Quagliarella enough or I go on?) El Principe is the only one who still sends me things going. I open
gazzetta.it. Ok, I'm really tired, what the hell it says on the home? Wait update goes, 'never know fatigue is a funny thing, let alone the circus team that could never go on the field of a team fighting desperately to save himself, coached by ex with a grudge (Mihajilovic) and a super week of Champions meeting in the Queen's house (so it was necessary to give a signal, it never hurts in these cases) can afford a misstep ...
3-1. Vacca Executioner, Catania what have you. Or rather, what have you Muntari Muntari.
Then there is a divine justice, then these here as large, more athletic, stronger than all, they can also feel the pressure because of the continuing circus staged by their pseudo coach (which I still understand why it is so pumped, ok he won a Champions League with Porto and then? Ancelotti would then be compared to what?), finally yet another argument with Balotelli that, I admit I is not even a little bit funny (in 19 years to be made can not have that arrogance, quell'arroganza, that belief), and should be treated as he deserves, but still has talent, it's still a player on your team, and indeed because of the head that is found not understand what sense to give him yet another tease, even going to put a figure of shit Branca denied the alleged influence of Italy's most hated player in the game the other night. All these attitudes only to give my eyes another weight and another perspective to the items they want Mou in June already on the bench in the English side Real?
AC Milan and Roma have a unique opportunity, thanks to a truly transformed by Sinisa Catania that is taking a nice revenge after last year's experience in Bologna.

The news is that after so many years, gentlemen we have a championship.

And if the rise again after Milan 4-0 Manchester as he did after La Coruna, reassembled and then winning the championship? Recurrences. historians have ever seen. Certainly if Milan can win this championship with that team, in these physical conditions and injuries, Leo coach of the year, no doubt.

ps just me personally it's a bit 'species Ibrahimovic and Kaka see suffering abroad? Maybe it's confirmation that sometimes the god of money does not bring happiness. Even now we talk about an exchange between Ricky and the new phenomenon Rooney (by the way, crazy ... I say today, this wins the World Cup with Capello if you do not come into play third factor is also the Ballon d'Or), total player for which Perez seems to have finally gone mad. Fantasy Football? We will see, with Perez the word "impossible" it was realized that does not exist.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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If in Paris single am not sure of the whitefly, there are many reasons that underlie this condition long ago, it was said, perhaps simplistically, by choice or through others, but through a 'deeper analysis, there are many other causes , style and cost of living, because it is not easy to find the other element of the pair, out of habit, because better alone than badly accompanied by fear of sex, because you have just divorced for the job when the success and advancement are a priority, because in a false world we look for the real person, the thirst for adventure, or why, trivially, it is okay. But who are the single today? From the data we find that demographic by 38% are men while 62% are women, not forgetting those who alone have been largely exceeded those married. Among the single , we can not quote my friend Angelique, although she is satisfied and fiercely whereas never lose this opportunity to proudly show off his birth certificate. Nothing, according to his thinking, is comparable to adrenaline you feel when you conquer someone. How to blame her especially when it is naturally equipped with that "something" that betrays a sort of ardor is not fully controlled. It's a bit 'as if it belonged to another planet and is also the strange irony that verve, that caustic humor that comes out in a completely unpredictable and usually not easily found in the other girls: while these are reassuring, one intuits that Angelique, with his extraordinary personality, may, however, disconcerting, or even upset. But just when you're a femme fatale like her, not accustomed to receiving a "no", it becomes really hard to take a two of spades, and even more if it takes two in a short time.
few nights ago, during a party at a local center to which the three sisters who have made a pact were invited by a friend of Jacques, the boy who had been dating a few weeks Estelle, Angelique knew Amaury, 33, young son of good family who works in his father. Charming, with that faint smile at the same time bold and shy, she seemed just the right guy when black suit, white shirt and slim black tie a bit 'loose collar, offered her a drink selflessly supported at the bar. The look was enough to understand that Amaury is a kind of unique personality like his. Unfortunately, that same look, she missed an important detail: Amaury is gay . Although after he kept repeating to herself that she would have to intuit because of wearing shoes that are too good to be a heterosexual and that he should also be built to have gained a new friend (as she always says, better to go out some nights with a friend gay than to be towed from the first that comes straight), the unexpected Angelique put in a bad mood. Not to mention that a few days later, he spotted another in the gym tall, beautiful body, brown. When, after a coffee, I saw approaching me to present it, I was puzzled and puzzled, considering my proverbial confidence that it is most often easily mistaken for arrogance. I did not know that, before the nerve to Angelique, the boy responded with equal boldness, "I introduce your friend?". Angelique's irritation has subsided but later when a mutual friend in the gym has been duly informed that Monsieur shameless (so we renamed) like to move on and difficult areas, to being prey, prefer a large far the role of the hunter. But as I ran on the treadmill I could not ask, but if the world could be likened to a window of Hermès yesterday where Estelle has found yet another Birkin of his desires that he must buy, it is always the charm of the unmatchable to declare our moves?
I thought of, inter alia, to that of Jean Jacques, the guy towed by Thomas during his stay in Paris. Undeterred by nothing done last night, the dancer is back to the office before Thomas ripartisse for Milan. According to him, should leave with something to remember, as if the bird extra large had not already been quite remarkable. After two hours of yoga, is convinced that Thomas is a second possibility is not denied to anyone because of Jean Jacques officially it does not become a complex, offices for the pleasure of telling the experience to friends. That night everything was booming.
Sometimes when something is wrong, perhaps just by changing one perspective ... let's call it.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

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I wrote my first book, I am proud of:

IF YOUR DOG IS WANK TOO

(ten tips to make the stops to imitate)

and 'non-fiction, serious stuff.

There is a boundless literature on the subject, what do you want to know you.

Distinguished wrote it, from Moravia to Tolstoy, Asimov took this wonderful science fiction stories, Caldwell told the exploits of characters from Georgia during the Great Depression (obviously fighting the economic crisis as well, and here my suggestions to be applied to your current one)

... 'cock laugh?

But go to hell ... I'll do them to me with laughter, when I am a regular guest on Porta a Porta, in the models without betting (hoping that the process Kercher ends soon, it can not be more).

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

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Milan, the city of single . The latest estimates that about 687,401 families registered 347,651 consist of a single element. The single are 50.6%. No wonder, in the last 30 years have increased continuously. Signs of a changing society. Milan city Fashion ch every six months and the track 'identikit trends and changes of costume. Other signs of a changing society. Paris is no exception, nor in the number of single in rapid growth, nor to propose the creation, sometimes even risky, they should go to renew your wardrobe. Two weeks ago, while I was in Milan, Tommaso, my gay friend Milan to which they are linked by a ' amitié amoureuse , asked me to host it from me to Paris during fashion week male. Single unrepentant Sunday night going to the evening "Join the Gap" of the Village of wasted time seemed to convince himself more than me: "Who knows that the subway, when I least expected, is not able to cross quite a foreign model, tall, blond, friendly and sociable." So it went with the difference that was not underground but chatting from my laptop and it was not a model but a dancer. Two Saturdays ago, on his way home, exhausted after being in a presentation, about 21, undecided whether to order Chinese takeaway alone or cook a bit 'of pasta, I found myself in front of Thomas excited by the prospect of meeting Jean Jacques, the dancer tall, blond, friendly, sociable and with a physical scream, who had kindly invited to leave. After exchanging some preliminary chat and webcam have seen, had planned an Italian dinner in a restaurant near the Marais. Coming out, made me promise that if I had made a phone call on the phone, I should call it a moment later. That, in fact, is his wake-up call. If things go wrong I have to turn in his nurse and run to her rescue.
Later, they were becoming close friends, when Jean Jacques thought it was time to warn Thomas of one detail: "They are very well equipped. It's huge. Almost all do not know what to do. " While that was going to say he is not like most ... the shock. Thomas was unable to realize how something like this could exist. So, with nonchalantly, pretending to take a strip of condoms from Prada, this is the call for help when I was thinking of going to bed. In the absence of signals against, I had hoped, mistakenly, that everything was proceeding in the best way. In
taxi, after convincing me to go out and go dancing because, according to Thomas, is in no way inconceivable to lose a night of madness in the city of lights , listening to his misadventure with extra large penis before which the surprise was that, in his words "did not even have the courage to taste it for fear that I dislocated the jaw," reassured by the fact that the driver is probably not the same understanding anything about what Thomas was telling me, I could not help but wonder: if, generally, the fantasy than reality, because when reality exceeds imagination, one is always so displaced?
Meanwhile, across town in the late afternoon, Angelique received a sms : "Hello A. How long. How are you? Would you like to drink tonight? Let me know. F. ". A message as another if F. was not his ex that he felt and not seen for at least six months. Although it may seem incredible that Angelique has an ex and, therefore, a boy with whom she spent more than a few pleasant night together, Angelique could not maliciously do not think that the only possible key to understanding it: "Want to fuck? ". Enticed by provocative situation, without hesitation, it has had to type: "I would have to be done but for you I make an exception. Pass to get to 23. A.. The evening was spent quietly, too much for the expectations of Angelique. There was talk of old times and very little of any chance to have sex. Indeed, at all. Insospettitasi, when she was telling herself that it was time to make sense to that appointment, F. Angelique gives the phrase that would not have even remotely thought to hear: "Would you like to get back together?".
Sometimes, perhaps, it is true Gumperson's Law: "The probability of something happening are inversely proportional to its desirability."

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Benefits Of No Underwear

Play your part

When you return to a city like Paris after a week of absence spent relaxing in Courchevel, the artificial paradise resort of Savoy, if we omitted to consider the times when you curse of not having a car with tires snow, it must be ready to face the prospect of finding return to its one billion of arrears in abeyance. Between work to do, the commitments to organize, to make phone calls, e-mails to read, to unpack the suitcase, the cost to buy the gym to resume its rightful place is the first dinner with the girls, the three sisters who have made a deal, after the holidays, during which it becomes the indispensable guide to what I've always considered the most boring of the year if it were not for the fact that you can pleasantly idle, disconnect the phone, losing contact with the outside world and devote themselves to the couple or, if you're lucky enough to live a relationship. And, if one part is left to delight us by the memory of those moments so rewarding and regenerating, the other one can not pretend not to realize that although it has just started a new one, another year has passed, bringing with him, when there is too involved to leave, the last days usually marked annual .
Among the items of revenue dedicated to the holiday period Angelique can not always be a few new men's knowledge, usually, or so it seemed, at first sight. While Estelle, for the holidays, flew to Florence from a friend who has moved to Italy to follow France's love, Angelique, a few days ago, was in Brussels for an exhibition of art. Do not like to do the tourist and convinced that to know a cities must live as if you lived there, wandering the streets without even using a map and relying solely on sense of direction, after a while 'to in shopping center, a cafe he met Yannick, 31, and medical single . Half an hour, a cappuccino and a Gauffre later, Angelique has discovered that his partner lived in Paris for two years and a half, he returned to Brussels to spend the holidays with family, loves opera and ethnic cuisine. What, however, was unaware, at least at the time, was the existence of Martin's twin brother Yannick, an aspiring actor and he single . The discovery occurred the following day, when, after a Chinese dinner, Yannick and Angelique have decided to end the night at the club. Angelique would never have imagined when he agreed to the fact that his brother Yannick them to reach the venue. Nor would think that this enterprising young man, who was a perfect copy of Yannick and coming out of a four-year history, also began to court before the same Yannick. Between
chirashi sushi and a maguro no shimofuri , Estelle, and while I did not dare make any predictions about what had happened later, I could not help wondering: if women are instinctively programmed to select the ideal candidate to move from a relationship temporary to a permanent, in a way that not even an office staff would be able to do, which, on the contrary, the parameters that allow you to choose between two apparently identical boys, just for an adventure?
The attention to Angelique Martin of clamped not bothered in any way Yannick. Indeed, the urge to hone his seduction strategy. Without doubt, the competition between the two brothers really stood out for its large fair play, an unwritten code of honor that implicitly provides an admirable loyalty to his opponent, especially considering that neither had an advantage on the significant other than that, in favor of Yannick, Angelique having known a day earlier. Angelique, for its part, could not but be flattered by all this interest in him but, although the game very tempting, he knew just as well not want to be the trophy that the winner would be awarded.
Returning to Paris, Angelique surprisingly noted that only Yannick had his mobile number. Martin, in fact, had left his business card. Unable to stop thinking that the game should have been equally competing for the same pitch, he sent a text message Martin. But, unexpectedly, Angelique, for the first time, decided that the best move at that time would have been to leave the camp.