Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Johnny Marzetti Sauce

Tele-phones

Milan, the city of single . The latest estimates that about 687,401 families registered 347,651 consist of a single element. The single are 50.6%. No wonder, in the last 30 years have increased continuously. Signs of a changing society. Milan city Fashion ch every six months and the track 'identikit trends and changes of costume. Other signs of a changing society. Paris is no exception, nor in the number of single in rapid growth, nor to propose the creation, sometimes even risky, they should go to renew your wardrobe. Two weeks ago, while I was in Milan, Tommaso, my gay friend Milan to which they are linked by a ' amitiƩ amoureuse , asked me to host it from me to Paris during fashion week male. Single unrepentant Sunday night going to the evening "Join the Gap" of the Village of wasted time seemed to convince himself more than me: "Who knows that the subway, when I least expected, is not able to cross quite a foreign model, tall, blond, friendly and sociable." So it went with the difference that was not underground but chatting from my laptop and it was not a model but a dancer. Two Saturdays ago, on his way home, exhausted after being in a presentation, about 21, undecided whether to order Chinese takeaway alone or cook a bit 'of pasta, I found myself in front of Thomas excited by the prospect of meeting Jean Jacques, the dancer tall, blond, friendly, sociable and with a physical scream, who had kindly invited to leave. After exchanging some preliminary chat and webcam have seen, had planned an Italian dinner in a restaurant near the Marais. Coming out, made me promise that if I had made a phone call on the phone, I should call it a moment later. That, in fact, is his wake-up call. If things go wrong I have to turn in his nurse and run to her rescue.
Later, they were becoming close friends, when Jean Jacques thought it was time to warn Thomas of one detail: "They are very well equipped. It's huge. Almost all do not know what to do. " While that was going to say he is not like most ... the shock. Thomas was unable to realize how something like this could exist. So, with nonchalantly, pretending to take a strip of condoms from Prada, this is the call for help when I was thinking of going to bed. In the absence of signals against, I had hoped, mistakenly, that everything was proceeding in the best way. In
taxi, after convincing me to go out and go dancing because, according to Thomas, is in no way inconceivable to lose a night of madness in the city of lights , listening to his misadventure with extra large penis before which the surprise was that, in his words "did not even have the courage to taste it for fear that I dislocated the jaw," reassured by the fact that the driver is probably not the same understanding anything about what Thomas was telling me, I could not help but wonder: if, generally, the fantasy than reality, because when reality exceeds imagination, one is always so displaced?
Meanwhile, across town in the late afternoon, Angelique received a sms : "Hello A. How long. How are you? Would you like to drink tonight? Let me know. F. ". A message as another if F. was not his ex that he felt and not seen for at least six months. Although it may seem incredible that Angelique has an ex and, therefore, a boy with whom she spent more than a few pleasant night together, Angelique could not maliciously do not think that the only possible key to understanding it: "Want to fuck? ". Enticed by provocative situation, without hesitation, it has had to type: "I would have to be done but for you I make an exception. Pass to get to 23. A.. The evening was spent quietly, too much for the expectations of Angelique. There was talk of old times and very little of any chance to have sex. Indeed, at all. Insospettitasi, when she was telling herself that it was time to make sense to that appointment, F. Angelique gives the phrase that would not have even remotely thought to hear: "Would you like to get back together?".
Sometimes, perhaps, it is true Gumperson's Law: "The probability of something happening are inversely proportional to its desirability."

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