Long Does Take Become Oncologist

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No, sir.

I am not changed the parameters for the award of the prestigious award reserved by the Swedish Government to the people who can make a contribution to humanity in terms of intellectual, scientific, moral.

This year, the Nobel Peace Prize went to U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama for his "efforts extraordinary increase in international diplomacy and cooperation among peoples. "

openings to Iran for its nuclear program and the responsibility of the large countries of the world against climate change are among the key commitments that have given prominence to the work of the new U.S. president.

Ok, so everything is clear.

If we stuck with, however, dispatched 10,000 troops to Afghanistan (not really go there to pick daisies from the ground in Kabul), the accounts do not begin to return.

If we add the silence of the administration to star in estrisce against the continued expansion of Jewish settlements in the occupied territories ...

And if we all outbreaks of war in which, directly or indirectly, involved the U.S. military ... not to mention the fact that plans to withdraw from these areas stretching more and more ...

Shit ... Wow ...

Aha!

If you well informed, the prize of which we speak has been established on behalf of Swedish industrialist Alfred Nobel invented dynamite ...!

Everything back!

So, expect, in sequence, according to current criteria

1 - Nobel Prize for Literature * Bruno Vespa

2 - Nobel prize for economics to Bernard Madoff **

3 - Nobel prize for physics in Mara Carfagna ** *

4 - Nobel prize for medicine to the inventors of the vaccine against H1N1 ****

I, however, I hope to receive the Nobel Prize for chemistry, as a result of my studies sull'aspirina dissolved in Cola (and its uses in the social).

* useless in this case giving any reason
** American financier capable of causing, through a complex work of promoting the "new economy" last cry, the beauty of 50 billion dollars
*** for his studies on the functioning of the corpora cavernosa (possibly belonging to establishment figures) following the change in external pressure, reported in detail by the Argentine newspaper " El Clarin
**** the only vaccine to save people from death affected (but must simultaneously have diabetes, various heart diseases, renal failure, prostate - even women - , drain and digital terrestrial working)