Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Favorite Lunch Meat Brand

Stand und steht sie noch eine Laterne Davor

If in Paris single am not sure of the whitefly, there are many reasons that underlie this condition long ago, it was said, perhaps simplistically, by choice or through others, but through a 'deeper analysis, there are many other causes , style and cost of living, because it is not easy to find the other element of the pair, out of habit, because better alone than badly accompanied by fear of sex, because you have just divorced for the job when the success and advancement are a priority, because in a false world we look for the real person, the thirst for adventure, or why, trivially, it is okay. But who are the single today? From the data we find that demographic by 38% are men while 62% are women, not forgetting those who alone have been largely exceeded those married. Among the single , we can not quote my friend Angelique, although she is satisfied and fiercely whereas never lose this opportunity to proudly show off his birth certificate. Nothing, according to his thinking, is comparable to adrenaline you feel when you conquer someone. How to blame her especially when it is naturally equipped with that "something" that betrays a sort of ardor is not fully controlled. It's a bit 'as if it belonged to another planet and is also the strange irony that verve, that caustic humor that comes out in a completely unpredictable and usually not easily found in the other girls: while these are reassuring, one intuits that Angelique, with his extraordinary personality, may, however, disconcerting, or even upset. But just when you're a femme fatale like her, not accustomed to receiving a "no", it becomes really hard to take a two of spades, and even more if it takes two in a short time.
few nights ago, during a party at a local center to which the three sisters who have made a pact were invited by a friend of Jacques, the boy who had been dating a few weeks Estelle, Angelique knew Amaury, 33, young son of good family who works in his father. Charming, with that faint smile at the same time bold and shy, she seemed just the right guy when black suit, white shirt and slim black tie a bit 'loose collar, offered her a drink selflessly supported at the bar. The look was enough to understand that Amaury is a kind of unique personality like his. Unfortunately, that same look, she missed an important detail: Amaury is gay . Although after he kept repeating to herself that she would have to intuit because of wearing shoes that are too good to be a heterosexual and that he should also be built to have gained a new friend (as she always says, better to go out some nights with a friend gay than to be towed from the first that comes straight), the unexpected Angelique put in a bad mood. Not to mention that a few days later, he spotted another in the gym tall, beautiful body, brown. When, after a coffee, I saw approaching me to present it, I was puzzled and puzzled, considering my proverbial confidence that it is most often easily mistaken for arrogance. I did not know that, before the nerve to Angelique, the boy responded with equal boldness, "I introduce your friend?". Angelique's irritation has subsided but later when a mutual friend in the gym has been duly informed that Monsieur shameless (so we renamed) like to move on and difficult areas, to being prey, prefer a large far the role of the hunter. But as I ran on the treadmill I could not ask, but if the world could be likened to a window of Hermès yesterday where Estelle has found yet another Birkin of his desires that he must buy, it is always the charm of the unmatchable to declare our moves?
I thought of, inter alia, to that of Jean Jacques, the guy towed by Thomas during his stay in Paris. Undeterred by nothing done last night, the dancer is back to the office before Thomas ripartisse for Milan. According to him, should leave with something to remember, as if the bird extra large had not already been quite remarkable. After two hours of yoga, is convinced that Thomas is a second possibility is not denied to anyone because of Jean Jacques officially it does not become a complex, offices for the pleasure of telling the experience to friends. That night everything was booming.
Sometimes when something is wrong, perhaps just by changing one perspective ... let's call it.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Cheap Russian Tortoise Breeders

STAND PRIZE IN MATHEMATICS ARRIVAL

I wrote my first book, I am proud of:

IF YOUR DOG IS WANK TOO

(ten tips to make the stops to imitate)

and 'non-fiction, serious stuff.

There is a boundless literature on the subject, what do you want to know you.

Distinguished wrote it, from Moravia to Tolstoy, Asimov took this wonderful science fiction stories, Caldwell told the exploits of characters from Georgia during the Great Depression (obviously fighting the economic crisis as well, and here my suggestions to be applied to your current one)

... 'cock laugh?

But go to hell ... I'll do them to me with laughter, when I am a regular guest on Porta a Porta, in the models without betting (hoping that the process Kercher ends soon, it can not be more).

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Johnny Marzetti Sauce

Tele-phones

Milan, the city of single . The latest estimates that about 687,401 families registered 347,651 consist of a single element. The single are 50.6%. No wonder, in the last 30 years have increased continuously. Signs of a changing society. Milan city Fashion ch every six months and the track 'identikit trends and changes of costume. Other signs of a changing society. Paris is no exception, nor in the number of single in rapid growth, nor to propose the creation, sometimes even risky, they should go to renew your wardrobe. Two weeks ago, while I was in Milan, Tommaso, my gay friend Milan to which they are linked by a ' amitié amoureuse , asked me to host it from me to Paris during fashion week male. Single unrepentant Sunday night going to the evening "Join the Gap" of the Village of wasted time seemed to convince himself more than me: "Who knows that the subway, when I least expected, is not able to cross quite a foreign model, tall, blond, friendly and sociable." So it went with the difference that was not underground but chatting from my laptop and it was not a model but a dancer. Two Saturdays ago, on his way home, exhausted after being in a presentation, about 21, undecided whether to order Chinese takeaway alone or cook a bit 'of pasta, I found myself in front of Thomas excited by the prospect of meeting Jean Jacques, the dancer tall, blond, friendly, sociable and with a physical scream, who had kindly invited to leave. After exchanging some preliminary chat and webcam have seen, had planned an Italian dinner in a restaurant near the Marais. Coming out, made me promise that if I had made a phone call on the phone, I should call it a moment later. That, in fact, is his wake-up call. If things go wrong I have to turn in his nurse and run to her rescue.
Later, they were becoming close friends, when Jean Jacques thought it was time to warn Thomas of one detail: "They are very well equipped. It's huge. Almost all do not know what to do. " While that was going to say he is not like most ... the shock. Thomas was unable to realize how something like this could exist. So, with nonchalantly, pretending to take a strip of condoms from Prada, this is the call for help when I was thinking of going to bed. In the absence of signals against, I had hoped, mistakenly, that everything was proceeding in the best way. In
taxi, after convincing me to go out and go dancing because, according to Thomas, is in no way inconceivable to lose a night of madness in the city of lights , listening to his misadventure with extra large penis before which the surprise was that, in his words "did not even have the courage to taste it for fear that I dislocated the jaw," reassured by the fact that the driver is probably not the same understanding anything about what Thomas was telling me, I could not help but wonder: if, generally, the fantasy than reality, because when reality exceeds imagination, one is always so displaced?
Meanwhile, across town in the late afternoon, Angelique received a sms : "Hello A. How long. How are you? Would you like to drink tonight? Let me know. F. ". A message as another if F. was not his ex that he felt and not seen for at least six months. Although it may seem incredible that Angelique has an ex and, therefore, a boy with whom she spent more than a few pleasant night together, Angelique could not maliciously do not think that the only possible key to understanding it: "Want to fuck? ". Enticed by provocative situation, without hesitation, it has had to type: "I would have to be done but for you I make an exception. Pass to get to 23. A.. The evening was spent quietly, too much for the expectations of Angelique. There was talk of old times and very little of any chance to have sex. Indeed, at all. Insospettitasi, when she was telling herself that it was time to make sense to that appointment, F. Angelique gives the phrase that would not have even remotely thought to hear: "Would you like to get back together?".
Sometimes, perhaps, it is true Gumperson's Law: "The probability of something happening are inversely proportional to its desirability."