Hi, friends *
emerge under the current economic crisis forces us to avoid doing more shit with our savings.
For example:
1 - Do not invest in futures of any companies that produce luxury goods in Darfur
2 - Do not buy the stock equivalent Iranian ENEL (the ribbon for the inauguration of the first nuclear power plant in Tehran will be cut by a missile long Israeli-range)
3 - Do not buy bonds to Venezuelan companies that produce T-shirts with the Stars and Stripes, or at least compensated by purchasing the same number of firms that produce T-shirts with Chavez saying "Americanos, bienvenidos to Caracas" while Strap on a Kalashnikov (you can speculate on fluctuations)
4 - Do not invest in shares of Airbus, or at least wait for the replacement of speed detectors on their own aircraft.
5 - Do not invest in necklaces as gifts on festive occasions of the eighteen-year girls seem very provocative, very often you give it.
6 - Do not buy shares of companies that produce tanning salons in America, hoping to emulate the spirit of the Americans toward their president (they understood long before Berlusconi who is black, of his own, Obama)
7 - Fate Shampoo your dog (always useful in times of difficulty)
Spread these simple tips, hoping to avoid being lynched.
the next
* s useless friends, you make me sick, you know it is right
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