Sunday, June 21, 2009

Where Is The Pressure Point On My Ankle To Start



Hi, friends *

emerge under the current economic crisis forces us to avoid doing more shit with our savings.

For example:

1 - Do not invest in futures of any companies that produce luxury goods in Darfur

2 - Do not buy the stock equivalent Iranian ENEL (the ribbon for the inauguration of the first nuclear power plant in Tehran will be cut by a missile long Israeli-range)

3 - Do not buy bonds to Venezuelan companies that produce T-shirts with the Stars and Stripes, or at least compensated by purchasing the same number of firms that produce T-shirts with Chavez saying "Americanos, bienvenidos to Caracas" while Strap on a Kalashnikov (you can speculate on fluctuations)

4 - Do not invest in shares of Airbus, or at least wait for the replacement of speed detectors on their own aircraft.

5 - Do not invest in necklaces as gifts on festive occasions of the eighteen-year girls seem very provocative, very often you give it.

6 - Do not buy shares of companies that produce tanning salons in America, hoping to emulate the spirit of the Americans toward their president (they understood long before Berlusconi who is black, of his own, Obama)

7 - Fate Shampoo your dog (always useful in times of difficulty)

Spread these simple tips, hoping to avoid being lynched.

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* s useless friends, you make me sick, you know it is right

Monday, June 15, 2009

Blood On Cervix Before Period

CONSPIRACY OF CATHOLICISM ALEMIANI

Berlusconi fears the existence of a "subversive plan" against him, orchestrated by the national media and fueled by "hate campaign" of the left.

Oh, and the judiciary, comprising judges filthy communists.

D'Alema (... my god ...) notes that in the event of a possible split in the majority, the opposition must be ready.
Hopefully not with him in command.
But after all, there is opposition in Italy?

the mouth of the spokesman for Knight, namely Capezzone (one that until recently it was said that Berlusconi is not the heir of Sturzo Don, but Don Lurio), D'Alema arrives in the title of "gregarious Republic that goes behind their campaign mud."

Bonaiuti, which uses the same hairdresser Bobby Solo, did not want to be outdone, adding, "D'Alema has taken a hit of heat." Maybe in the yacht, who knows.

In all this, I might add that it took a slight Bottarelli of sciatica. Fuck.

(background music: Waltz low frequency)